I woke up early today to catch an Iridium flare that was supposed to happen around 6:30am.
I didn't see it! This proves beyond doubt that Iridium satellites don't exist, that the whole artificial satellite story is a conspiracy: an implausible story made up by the liberals. The Earth is flat, and it doesn't revolve around anything, and when the Sun sets, the whole world goes dark. Timezones are a lie, and daylight saving time is one of the most insidious tricks ever perpetrated by the gosh-darned liberals. Evolution is a ridiculous story, not substantiated by even the flimsiest of evidence; plate tectonics is lunacy; and the Apollo missions and the Moon landings were a shameless fake! And don't even get me started about this guy! Pray God that I haven't woken up too late to avoid burning in Hell for my so-called scientific beliefs!
Or maybe I blinked and I missed it.
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